Grand Unifying Theory of Rock

Band Name: They named their band "Base" instead of "Bass" as an erudite literary pun, eloquently demonstrating their complete grasp of the English language. That, and they didn’t want people to think they were the Ace of Bass (the freshwater fish of large- and smallmouth variety). The Verdict: A Masterwork.
Album Art: This cover is terrible. […]

Band Name: Hüsker Dü. Umlauts. ‘Nough said The Verdict: Heavy Metal
Album Art: A hand-colored photograph?? WHAT! Honestly dudes, what were you thinking? This album seemingly defies the Grand Unifying Theory. But wait! It was made in the early ’80’s, they didn’t know any better! The Verdict: Saved by the Time Clause.
The Music: If you can […]