Band Name: D.S.13 stands for Demon System 13. What the fuck, dudes? I know you are Swedish, but Demon System, are you serious? At least you could have been cool like YNGWIE and named yourself after a piece of modernist IKEA furniture. I hope they tour in a Volvo. The Verdict: More like Demon Suckyname […]
Band Name: Goblin Cock? Are you kidding me? Your band’s name is “Goblin” + “Cock”? Even if you are the heaviest of heavy metal bands, that is inexcusably bad. The only person allowed to use “Goblin” is David Bowie in Labyrinth. The Verdict: Please.
Album Art: Well, well, well. A goblin with a big cock. Who […]
Band Name: Clearly, they wanted to have the acronym ABC, and just had to find some words to make it happen. Absolutely Boring Claptrap? No, that won’t work. AirBorne Cops? No. Assless Bunny Chaps? Definitely not. Another Bad Creation? YES! The Verdict: Another Bad Band Name.
Album Art: Holy shit. Holy. Shit. Those 7 year old […]
Band Name: Hanson would be a good name if just one dude in the band was named Hanson. Ex: Dokken. If the band’s name is a surname, and there’s more than on member of the band with that surname, you need some sort of qualifier. Ex: The Jackson 5, The Allman Brothers Band. The only […]
Band Name: Dada Swing. I simply do not care if Duchamp or Tzara were into having anonymous sex with many partners. The Verdict: Not catchy in the least.
Album Art: Someone’s little brother just learned 3d Studio Max! The Verdict: Horrible.
The Music: This album is just plain weird. There’s a pretty good, albeit fairly trite, […]