Grand Unifying Theory of Rock

Band Name: If you are Swedish and your name is Yngwie, either you are a piece of furniture from IKEA, or you are destined to play shred guitar like it’s nobody’s business. The Verdict: Pretty sure I’m sitting on the YNGWIE chair right now…
Album Art: While most heavy metal guitarists do battle with dragons figuratively, […]

Band Name: Cliche o’ Crust #1: All crust bands must begin with “Dis-”. Check.
Album Art: Cliche o’ Crust #2: All crust band logos must be in some sort of distressed typeface that looks like it has just endured The Collapse. Check. Cliche o’ Crust #3: All crust album covers must be a crappy collage of […]