Archive for January, 2006

Lightning Bolt - Hypermagic Mountain

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

Band Name: Lightning Bolts never strike the same place twice. Unless that place is Provi-dance, RI, in which case they strike with rather alarming regularity. The Verdict: Lighting Bolt: there’s one between the AC and the DC.
Album Art: If Pablo Picasso, Hans Hoffman, and a 10 year old boy got into a fight, I’m pretty […]

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Pig Destroyer - Prowler in the Yard

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

Band Name: I like pigs. Why would anyone want to destroy a pig? They just wallow around all day, they aren’t hurting anyone!! THEY ARE CUTE DIDN’T YOU SEE THE MOVIE BABE OR CHARLOTTES WEB?? THEY MAKE OINK NOISES!! Only the heaviest of heavy metal dudes would want to destroy such a wonderful barnyard denizen, […]

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