Band Name: Stacy Peralta is so crucially skate thrash. Honestly, I’m shocked that nobody else hasn’t called their supersweet skate band Bones Brigade. You’d think they’d have checked that one off the list circa 1982. The Verdict: The only skate band with a better name is S.T.R.E.E.T.S., which you just can’t rival.
Album Art: I’m […]
Band Name: D.S.13 stands for Demon System 13. What the fuck, dudes? I know you are Swedish, but Demon System, are you serious? At least you could have been cool like YNGWIE and named yourself after a piece of modernist IKEA furniture. I hope they tour in a Volvo. The Verdict: More like Demon Suckyname […]
Band Name: Death From Above 1979 got sued by Death From Above records (you know, The Rapture’s label before they got all overproduced by Universal), but DFA1979 is from Canada, so they do not have any laws! That’s how badass they are! The Verdict: They’re outlaws, Dotty, rebels.
Album Art: This cover is sick! Dear graphic […]
Band Name: Dying Fetus is either militantly pro-life, or militantly heavy fucking metal. And I mean like, Satan’s cool, kill your dog heavy. I think I’m going to place my money on the latter. The Verdict: Where’s Meowstro…?
Album Art: Dying Fetus is notoriously heavy. Their album covers are also notoriously sucky. Really, this is […]