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Every Manowar Album, Ever

Band Name: Manowar. Whether it be a warship with lots of cannons, or a ocean creature that can kill you in 10 minutes, it’s still tough. The Verdict: Heavy Fuckin Metal.
Album Art: Buff naked dudes, buoyant naked women, medieval weaponry, skulls, loincloths, beasts from hell, American flags, bondage gear. What’s not to like? The Verdict: Heavy Fuckin Metal.
The Music: Whilst other bands might partake in the fine art of “playing,” Manowar doth instead “kill.” When not killing, Manowar sing about three things and three things alone: fighting, metal, fighting for the sake of metal. The Verdict: Heavy Fuckin Metal.

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One Response to “Every Manowar Album, Ever”

  1. ben Says:
    October 10th, 2005 at 10:17 am

    MANOWAR EATS CHILDREN FOR FUN AND METAL.